- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
(via staywithmefornow)
- me: i'm gonna make you mine
- me: *right click, save image as*
when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about
(via bacon-bbq-cheese)
(via moosetardis)
OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY PREPARED ITSELF AND TRIED AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODS.
College.
wait a second…
Life.
(via abrightimagination)
(Source: elisaskin, via mevuelvoa-consumir)
- mom: are you on drugs?
- me: 私は今の薬です
(via wrredux)
(Source: xomkcxo, via twenyonehundred)
my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
(Source: yolomcswaggurl, via wrredux)
(Source: laughburnscalories, via wrredux)
